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MITCH HEDBERG COMEDIAN February 24, 1968 to March 29, 2005 COD: Accidental drug overdose BURIAL: Roselawn Cemetery, Roseville, Minnesota |
| "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I bought a cake." " "A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer." "I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry for 2000 of something." "I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long. |
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread." "If carrots got you drunk rabbits would be fucked up." "I wanna hang up a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins in all the locations I've traveled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down. |
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